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The wackiest thing i have ever done is married my two dogs Jake and Skip. When i was 7 years old we had just moved into a new house and to celebrate got a second dog. I thought it would be a good idea to marry them. My dad thought it was a stupid idea he said the were brother and sister and to marry them would be gross. But i didn't listen to him i was 7. I dress Skip up in one of my old dresses from Easter and i put one of my dads hats on jake. I was the priest and pronounced them dog and dog. Julie my step-mom thought it was the cutest thing she ever saw, she was also the photographer. So ever since that day we celebrate Jake and Skip's anniversary on September 3. They have been married for 6 years and is about to celebrate the 7th in a week!!